This is not how you play pat-a-cake pat-a-cake, baker’s man game… Although, I wouldn’t mind trying out this variation…
This picture is visually pleasing.. It doesn’t seem lewd to me like many others in Bollywood movies.
Generally bollywood songs are described as “vertical expressions of horizontal desires” -
This one goes a step farther, It is horizontal expression of horizontal desires with extra 20 yards of fabric..
Click on it for a better view
Here are the new lyrics of the rhyme.. I think the old original one from 1700′s had completely different lyrics and meaning, but this one at least makes sense.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Roll it, Pat it and mark it with B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.
Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Roll it up, roll it up;
And throw it in a pan!
Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man.
Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Roll it up, roll it up;
Put it in a pan;
And toss it in the oven as fast as you can!
Lets keep some things innocent and simple, no reason to make everything have sexual connotation…


