The saree ode from VYSaree:

You come..
with eyes sparkling and smile scintillating
with voice lilting and long tresses mellowing
you come… my lady… in a saree.. and tickle my senses
With robe beautifying and fabric fascinating
with drapery stupefying and the look mesmerizing
you come, my lady… in a saree and tickle my senses
With flesh gleaming and curves captivating
with folds melting; themselves surrendering
you come.. my lady .. in a saree and tickle my sense..
Source VYSarees.com

About $1800, if money matters to you.
I’ll post pictures from their fashion show over the next week or so.